Moon Landing Buffs Gifts

'I hate those foreign imports!'

High-gravity baseball

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

First Contact

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Astronaut

Chinese space program.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

'The first act of air rage'

Alien Painting Moon

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Giant stomp.

Space Debris

Wind Warning on the moon.

Moon net.

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

"Leader! Leader not meter you dolt! How do you get cleared for any missions?"

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"

We never went to the moon. The Youtube evidence is conclusive. Not the Van Allen thing again." "Van Allen." It is absolutely impossible for human beings to traverse the Van Allen radiation belt. Explain how the Apollo astronauts passed through that radiation belt without either dying or hulking out. They were exposed to a cat-scan's worth of radiation. It was supposed to be a rhetorical question.

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

When Astronomers Party.

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'