Lunar Landing Fan Gifts

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

High-gravity baseball

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Chinese space program.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

Giant stomp.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

'I caught this one while fishing off of a bridge in Venice.'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

Pirates of Venice

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

Moon net.

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

"Lunar mission cost: $207 million (plus tip)"

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

How the other half live.

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?