Luna Bar Fan Gifts

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

You must be this tall.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Friday 5.30pm.

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Chinese space program.

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Giant stomp.

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

Blues Nite Pub

An Eyeliner.

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'