Luna Bar Fan T-Shirts

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

You must be this tall.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Friday 5.30pm.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Chinese space program.

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

NASA, 'All the tests check out -- we're on a huge pinata!'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Agricultural Research Lab. I've developed a new variety that's one-third larger -- What should I call it? The 'bananana".

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Giant stomp.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Blues Nite Pub

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'