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A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Fist Bumper Cars

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Face Painting.

3D Theatre

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Why The Ball Is Jumping Out

Trick or treat surprise.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Arthur loves his new job with the fairground - gets a company car as well.'

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

Tunnel of Dove.

You must be this tall and this far apart to ride

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

"How come there's no exit?"

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

Putting the pets out.

Tunnel of Butts.

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

Bumper Cart Shopping

"Your family is pretty messed up."

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'