Funhouse Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's okay! Those mirrors make EVERYONE'S butt look big!'

"There's a mirror in here I have to have."

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"Hi-yah!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Lamb Noise.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Boys Cooking

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

Little boys

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Bike Ride

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'You wash and I'll dry.'