Funhouse Enthusiast Prints

'It's okay! Those mirrors make EVERYONE'S butt look big!'

"There's a mirror in here I have to have."

Quality Inspectors at the Funhouse Mirror Company

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

"Hi-yah!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Lamb Noise.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Little boys

'You wash and I'll dry.'

Bike Ride

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Boys Cooking

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."