Funhouse Aficionado Prints

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Hi-yah!"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Lamb Noise.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Face Painting.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Tunnel of Like.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Boys Cooking

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Bike Ride

Child with doll in the sea

Yoyos

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

A Boy and His Mother

'You wash and I'll dry.'