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'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Hi-yah!"

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Lamb Noise.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Face Painting.

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Tunnel of Like.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'I'll take a glassfull and he'll take a bowlfull!'

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Bike Ride

Boys Cooking

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Yoyos

Child with doll in the sea

'You wash and I'll dry.'

A Boy and His Mother

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'