Funhouse Attractions Gifts

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Dogs and Chickens

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

At the baby oil factory.

Clown Nightmares

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"How come there's no exit?"

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Adult Amusement Park

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.