Funhouse Attractions Pillows

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Dogs and Chickens

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Clown Nightmares

At the baby oil factory.

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Why did you ask him if all the boats are fitted with stabilisers?'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"How come there's no exit?"

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

Adult Amusement Park

"Just signal like this when you're about to throw up."

'Gary is a model at a company that designs fun house mirrors.'

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.