Funhouses Pillows

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

"How come there's no exit?"

"There's a mirror in here I have to have."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Tree house.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

At the baby oil factory.

Clown Nightmares

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

For Sale Not for sale.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"We're downsizing."

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

Adult Amusement Park

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

Hall of Mirrors

Hall of Mirrors

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"