Funhouse Fanatic Pillows

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

Face painting.

'She's just great with the children.'

Funnel of Love

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'...Please stop the...'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

25¢ Ride the Pony

World of Cow.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Bumper Limos

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Roller-coaster

Police Fair.

Last of the Christmas presents.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Darn good oil that!'

Fairground.

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

Cotton candy

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

Line for a funnel cake stand.

'Does my bum look big in this'

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!