Funhouse Fanatic Pillows

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

'Relax, Julie, you haven't gained weight. That's a funhouse mirror I put up to remind myself not to pig out.'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

House of Mirrors. I just took 13,626 selfies!

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Face painting.

'She's just great with the children.'

Funnel of Love

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'...Please stop the...'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

World of Cow.

25¢ Ride the Pony

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

Fun at the Fair.

Bumper Limos

"Sorry Kid?"

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Last of the Christmas presents.

Roller-coaster

Hit a duck, win a prize.

Police Fair.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

'Darn good oil that!'

Whack-a-mole game at a fair.

Fairground.

Flight Simulator,"It was great until they came round with the in-flilght meal."

Face Painting.