Fun House Fanatic Pillows

Stick Man in the Fun House.

'She's just great with the children.'

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Police Fair.

Roller-coaster

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'Darn good oil that!'

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

Cotton candy

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'Hello, Mrs. Horton? Could you please stop by school this afternoon?'

'Whatever you do, don't ride the 'Twister'.'

"Yes, you work quickly, but kids expect a bit more detail."

"Oh, yes, we're all really good!"

Tub Canyon

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"Well what sort of castle did you think I meant?"

'Wrong button!'

Water Ski Accident

"Last week I had a human family wanting to buy my place as a tiny home!"

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'This should only take a minute. This couple is interested in buying my couch.'