Funhouse Explorer Gifts

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

'Does my bum look big in this'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

Fist Bumper Cars

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Windmill

'I need a jump!'

Childhood

Spot the fur ball.

Automatic swing machine

The Fall from Pisa

A fairground attraction

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Swinging on the Chandelier

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Boy slides down handrail.

Skipping girl.

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Bottle tossing

Clown Nightmares