Funhouse Explorer Gifts

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

'Does my bum look big in this'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

Polar bear bowling alley

Fist Bumper Cars

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing games

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'I need a jump!'

Windmill

Spot the fur ball.

The Fall from Pisa

Childhood

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

A fairground attraction

Automatic swing machine

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Swinging on the Chandelier

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

'Bridges falling down, killer pumpkin eaters...'

Boy slides down handrail.

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Bottle tossing

Bumper Cars of Love.