Funhouse Gifts

Hall of Mirrors

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Tree house.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

Clown Nightmares

At the baby oil factory.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

For Sale Not for sale.

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

"We're downsizing."

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"How come there's no exit?"

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

Adult Amusement Park

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

Hall of Mirrors

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"