Fun Houses Prints

Stick Man in the Fun House.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Clown Nightmares

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"We're downsizing."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"How come there's no exit?"

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

Monster eating furniture,

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

Hall of Mirrors

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

"Mom got the house."

"We can try to make mom breakfast in bed, but isn't it a bit early to bother the fire department?"