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Stick Man in the Fun House.

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'It's a self-build.'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"Beats me son: I know how to constrict things, not how to inflate them..."

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

Clown Nightmares

'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'

'As I meant so say, Jenny, I think it would be a great idea for me to show Billy and you how to invest online.'

'Does my bum look big in this'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

'I was let down by the old bouncy castle.'

'Well, this just seems indulgent.'

'Looks like the Brits have discovered space tourism.'

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

'Are you sure now is the best time to buy an inflatable house?'

"How come there's no exit?"

"We're downsizing."

Face Painting, Petting Zoo, and Bouncy House

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

A crooked guy looking normal in a fun house mirror.

Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

Monster eating furniture,

'Gary is a model at a company that designs fun house mirrors.'

A small car is stretched in a funhouse mirror into a limousine.

Never make a doctor's appointment on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.

Hall of Mirrors

"Mom got the house."

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'