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Hall of Crazy Mirrors.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Balloon Kids

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Face painting by numbers.

Candid Camera store.

Swinging

Karataoke

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Cats at private view

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'