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"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Champagne

Honoré de Balzac

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Southwark Fair.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Good News about winter

Daughters on the beach

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Reginald Bunthorne

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Woman crying with happiness.

Lend me your ears

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.