Hibernation Fan T-Shirts

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'You forgot to cancel the milk and paper again, didn't you?'

"I nap pretty much all the time now, so I may as well hibernate with Bob instead of migrating this winter. . ."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

You're my Venus

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Migration Music

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Love your renovations.'

Siesta-time

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Thomas Wyatt

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"