Hibernation Fan T-Shirts

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'You forgot to cancel the milk and paper again, didn't you?'

"I nap pretty much all the time now, so I may as well hibernate with Bob instead of migrating this winter. . ."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Hot Pie Therapy

The Da Vinci Cod

"Charming, absolutely charming."

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

Vampire Day Job - Hypnotherapist

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Migration Music

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'Love your renovations.'

Siesta-time

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus