Hermitage Fan T-Shirts

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

King George I

The Da Vinci Cod

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Rembrandt's Selfies

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Knight Supplies

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The Old Man and the Noodle.

'Right there is where he departs from the script.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Thomas Wyatt

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Hibernation Clock.

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe