Full Moon Fans Gifts

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"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

High-gravity baseball

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Chinese space program.

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Giant stomp.

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

'We really should get him chipped.'

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

Gastro Gnomes

"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"

Snow Moon

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Full moon!"

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

Late at night, the supermarket gnomes emerge and mess up one wheel on every cart.

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Every full moon, Veronica turns into Were-Ronica.