Full Moon Fan Gifts

'A meeting Thursday night? Hang on... No I can't: It's the full Moon, I'll be out howling with the pack...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Chinese space program.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Full moon again Doctor.'

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

Giant stomp.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

Lasting Impression July 20th 1969

'We really should get him chipped.'

The phantom of the Oprah.

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

"To think, one day our children will look back at this moment and proclaim, 'fake news'!"

"Ahem." "That's one small step for man..." "One giant lea... a lah!" "Dooof!" "Ha ha! What a dork!" "Shut up! Stop laughing!" "Guys! Come check out this loser." "Welcome home, Neil!" "Thanks. It's good to be back." "We're all dying to know... did you see any aliens?" "What?! No, of course not." "I didn't see any aliens! Not one!" "Aliens aren't even real!"

'Jumping over the moon party at Freddy's tonight.'

"Feeling very much at home here, Houston."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Thank heaven there are just so many full moons in a year!"

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'It's a full Moon tonight: What a bummer you've lost your voice...'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

'Wow. What a party animal!'

Happy birthday Batman! We baked you an upside-down cake!

'Just because you happen to turn into a wolf during a full moon, dear, doesn't mean you have to act like one!'

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Amazing, Buzz! These moon rock samples you brought back in '69 contain evidence of water on the moon

"Well, it's a full moon somewhere!"