Full Moon Gazer Gifts

"It's bad enough that I can't sleep as it is!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"Well, that one got away."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Water is discovered on the moon....

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Burnout"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Moon Lander

Moon

Dog Howling the Moon way

Alien crapload

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

Forbidden Love (cat and mouse).

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"I've seen this one."

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

Glimpses One Dollar

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."