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"It's bad enough that I can't sleep as it is!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Burnout"

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Moon Lander

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Moon

Alien crapload

"I've seen this one."

Forbidden Love (cat and mouse).

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Glimpses One Dollar

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."