Moon Gazing T-Shirts

Trying to Spot the Animal in the Moon.

Rusalka

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Full Harvest Moon

"Who are you?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Serenading

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

The Big Tipper

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Burnout"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'My God we being invaded!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'