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Trying to Spot the Animal in the Moon.

Rusalka

"Oh look, Dave. There's a lovely full moon out tonight."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Full Harvest Moon

"Who are you?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Serenading

Water is discovered on the moon....

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

The Big Tipper

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Burnout"

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

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