Full Moon Gaze T-Shirts

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Well, that one got away."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Burnout"

Moon Lander

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Moon

Forbidden Love (cat and mouse).

Glimpses One Dollar

Hippie on the moon

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Moon Lovers

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"Another nightmare?"

Moon Martini

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

The moon used to be a ghostly, unreachable companion in the night sky. Men and women would gaze at it at night, and its mystery would get them in the mood for lovin'. House of Java . Net Cybercafe. Then NASA had to go louse it all up by sending people there. It took decades of us giving up and abandoning the moon for it to start to seem untouchable again. Just last year, it finally regained its magic ... Then China went and landed on it. I still don't think you can sue China.

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'