Mythbuster Gifts

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'

"That's my new bill. Now here's the Jersey Devil with the details."

"Wow - You have a loose tooth? Make sure you leave it under your pillow tonight"

"It's good luck."

'The whole thing about me creating man in my own image is a bit of a myth, I'm afraid.'

'Wait a minute here,,,a stork has too short a wingspan to carry a 5-10 pound load,,,'

"You just ate! Wait 15 days."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"If only you knew. . ."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

Ostrich Curoisities

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

Bigfoot tracks...

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"