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Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

Working Holiday

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Monk on the beach

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Sunbathing with your PC.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Touch of the sun my foot! You've been sneaking off to the pub again, haven't you?"

"With the temperature on the rise, New Yorkers find creative ways to beat the heat."

'Oh my God! HONEY look! There's a HUGE SHIP running aground!'

The Sun Bather

BBQ equipment arriving on a desert island with a cow and man sunbathing.

"No, really, Dad...the sun is better over here."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Vacation on the Moon.

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Woman on the beach puts the dog's collar around her man's neck.

'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'

Mom says to put some moonblock on my back.

'Glorious day'

Attack of the dreaded 'Pantsing' sharks.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

City Hammock

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

"Stop saying 'fire bad' — it's the sun!"

Sunburned bird.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Nobody kicks sand in Henry's face!'

Would you please stop trying to push me back into the water! I am trying to get a tan!

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"