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Fishing in Jail

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Well yes, I'm kind of a farmer now: I farm salmon..."

'Sorry'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

The ambush.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

Fish Farm.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Overturned boat.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'Your father had a big mouth, too.'

Fishing for Peace.

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

'I need a hug. I was laid off at the fish factory.'

Fishing for rats.

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

"Sandpipers."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'It's a long story.'

'Catching flying fish!'

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

Dolphin Safe Tuna - It's a consumer comfort to know that no smart fish were harmed in the slaughter of the dumb fish

"I don't care who your Dad is, you're spooking the fish"

Fisherman to friend about to be devoured by shark: 'Bill, are you familiar with the health benefits of shark cartilage?'