Sunblock Skeptic Pillows

'Martin doesn't like the sun...He prefers it in the shade!'

S.P.F. 1,000

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

The US election is over.

Sunblock

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

'Glorious day'

Sunburn Smilie

Sunbloc 1000

"I still think we should go higher than Factor 0.5."

Snowman with Sunblock

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

A crab concerned about getting sunburnt.

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."

'For the last time, I don't need a sunroof! Think about it dude!'

Total Scum Block

'Caught the sun?'

Man's T-shirt says: 'PROTECT YOUR EYES: Never look directly at pale legs,'

Elephant with a large tub of sunscreen.

"More sunblock, Dad?"

"Skin cancer. . . terrorism, I'm not taking any chances!"

'All set for your sunblock, dear?!'