Sun Care Advocate Mugs

'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Wait! First put your cream on or you'll peel again."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Desert Dermatologist

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Save the river.

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The Seahoover

"You have sewage between your teeth."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Bubbling

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."