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'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Big Bang Boulevard

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Climbing to the moon...

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Lust in Space.

Pluto

Melania Trump

Eye Opener

Spaceman serving shrimp.

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"So how are the natives - are they friendly?" "Why don't you ask Frank."

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."

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Obscene Hollywood phone call

How the intergalactic war started...

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'