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Dirt Angel

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

Moon's Portaloo.

'The computer's down again.'

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

"Wet wipe?"

'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

'Well, don't look at me!'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

The cold vacuum of space...

'What'd I miss?'

Caution: Wet Floor

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Family looking to buy a dog.

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

"In the criminal-justice system, the courtrooms are cleaned every night by members of the cleaning crew. These are their stories."

Vacuuming Space.

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

'HELP ME!' (hear the ocean)

'Don't jump to conclusions, Mom... looks can be deceiving.'

Pearly Gates DIY.

'The Swiss find something new to clean.'

Cleaning up the mess...

'If you want your husband to help out more, buy this one.'

'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''

Adopt a Highway: This segment sponsored by dead-beat dads assoc.

'We like to think of ourselves as Last Responders.'