Cosmic Cleaner Aficionados Gifts

The cold vacuum of space...

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

"I looked up your rash online. Have you recently been to one of the moons of Saturn? Or, it could just be poison ivy."

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

'Well, don't look at me!'

I have a date tonight. She's coming over. I need to get home and clean it all up. Not so fast, little buddy. Cleaning is a delicate art. Clean too little, and she thinks you're a slob. Clean too much, and she thinks you're hiding something. It's almost as if you haven't read chapter 7 of the manual. What manual? "Mancleaning: By Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." You wrote a whole book about cleaning? It's the follow-up to "How to Reach the Tenth Level of Passion by Feng Shui-ing Your Dust Bunnies." It's

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'I don't deny that my client murdered a man, but his moon was in Taurus, folks, His moooooon was in Taurus!'

'God wants to see you.'