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"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Boptimism

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Shall we put it in play?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Moon Souvenirs

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Fallen Angel.

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"The usual, please."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

"I have to know how it's done."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Space DJ.

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."