Cosmic Drinkers T-Shirts

Boozing aliens!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Quantum Psychic

"We evolved from asteroids"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"It could never work between us."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Moon and Star

Astronaut

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Eye Opener

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

Lust in Space.