Cosmic Cocktail Lover T-Shirts

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Join me in a beer?

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"