Cosmic Cocktail Lover T-Shirts

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Martini Lovers

First Contact

Climbing to the moon...

Standings: Milky Way Conference

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Join me in a beer?

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'002' - A discussion about 007.

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"Be realistic, how can lumps of rock zooming around in space affect our lives down here?"