Celestial Cocktail Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Fried chickens.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

You're the olive in my martini

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'