Celestial Cocktail Enthusiast Gifts

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

We'll have Manhattans...

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"