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"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"Good game."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Glimpses One Dollar

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

Jenga!!!

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

'Whoops!'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!