Celestial Ale Lover Mugs

"Who says dark matter is elusive?"

"Good game."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Jenga!!!

Glimpses One Dollar

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

'Whoops!'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'He seems nice.'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'