Cosmic Cocktail Explorer Gifts

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Flying sauces.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Origins of Everything

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Siri, find oxygen."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.