Cosmic Cleaner Mugs

'Well, don't look at me!'

Vacuuming Space.

'No, what you meant to say was. . . 'Thompson is out in the vacuum of space.''

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'The Swiss find something new to clean.'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Environmental Conscience

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Skyscrapers.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

God Catching Planets

The cold vacuum of space...

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

'It's hard to believe her biggest passion is for a cleaner environment.'

Things my vacuum cleaner likes to suck up

'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'

'Cut me off if I start ordering Marstinis.'