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"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

Domestic Superheroes!!

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Queen of Upcycling!

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I don't do windows."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Bathroom Fairy

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Not guilty?"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

The household cavalry

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

TV and cleaner

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Dust Bunny

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe