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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'

'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'

Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,

'Without a green card, many super heroes from distant planets end up fighting grime.'

'Perhaps, Mr. Hartwelder, you could arrange to have the company pay me in cash rather than stock options.'

'Oh silly me. Did I put that chart back upside down?'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

This toilet is thoroughly cleaned once a week. Sadly it's tomorrow.

'I'm the only one left..'

"Mmmh... Looks like you need to reformat your HD, reinstall all your software and replace your motherboard. I also suggest you upgrade your OS."

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

"Not guilty?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

It was time to clear out her handbag.

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.

He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!

"I shouldn't have taken this job."

"Now the first thing we do is check that nobody is still on 'hold'."

'Cheer up Don! Everybody starts at the bottom.'

Closed for cleaning.

'Don't I get get credit for not leaving carbon footprints?'

Flow Chart.

Cleaner dusts the letters of a book.

'They come and go. I've outlasted five of them.'

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

Maid vaccuums data spill.

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'Call the police. Some vandal has wrecked the Tracy Emin installation!'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"