Power Saver Adventurer Pillows

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"To save power, my dad goes into sleep mode. But, unlike a computer, he doesn't instantaneously awake and resume working."

Climbing Beard

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

Range Anxiety

"You go in, and if you don't come out, then I'll know I shouldn't go in."

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

"Well, if I were you, I'd first watch a couple YouTube videos, then I'd screw it up."

'And now Ladies, something you've been yearning for: A microwave oven with a defrost mode!'

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"