Power Outlet Adventurer Pillows

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"Delivery."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

End of the World 8 Miles, Next Exit 10 Miles.

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

Climbing Beard

'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'

Range Anxiety

"I've been as good as I can in a zombie apocalypse."

Bygones

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

'Have you got the book 'The end of the world'?'

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"No thanks, I'm drilling for my own gas!"

'Use Anything In This Kitchen At Your Own Risk.'

Worn Gentility Sale

Reality of the Antique Roadshow: 'I bought it at a garage sale for $10.' 'Ha! You really got ripped off!'

"Ain't no feelin' like roundin' up free range ranges."