Accessory Adventurer Pillows

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

I Hate My Hat Magazine

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

"I've heard that men who venture in there can get lost forever."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pea green

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Face Painting.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Ass-less Chaps

Patent Office. It's a global positioning system adapted to find the TV remote!

"Do you want to try and put the air conditioner in together or stay married?"

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'Pardon the dust. We're remodeling.'

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

Sunburn.

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.